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I think we really need a film about how bad and antisocial it is to eat burgers and be fat. Maybe the burgers could eat people from the inside out. Then they leap out in a splurge of blood'n'guts and search for their next victim. They lie in wait in their patterned paper wrapper and the weak, despicable fat people can't help themselves.. they reach out.. and it starts all over again. Eventually only the Virtuous Salad Eaters survive and the NHS is saved.

Or

how about rampaging badgers sweeping the country, infecting tiny big-eyed calves with the evil TB virus. And then they could break into people's houses and chew on their throats (with appropriate sound effects and cgi). And then somebody brave could come along and blast them all with a special shotgun-virusblaster. And we all live happily ever after.

can I just say that the law is blatantly insane
http://www.thesite.org/drinkanddrugs/drugsafety/thelaw/magicmushroomsandthelaw
if they class a few mushrooms in the same bracket as crack cocaine. If I have them in my hand I could go to prison for 7 years. And if I give you a handful I could go to prison for life!
How can going to a field and collecting a few mushrooms which are native to this country and growing naturally, for my own personal use at home - how can that equate to involving yourself in dealings with the criminal underworld, who are making huge amounts of money out of people, selling highly addictive stuff that's been grown halfway across the world by peasants, and that leaves lives in a mess and leads to more crime to fund drug addiction - how can it?? It doesn't does it and the law is an ass.