FRIDAY i was picking liberty cap mushrooms on clee hill in shropshire when along came a plain car and out stepped the c i d ...who arrested my friend and i....took us to ludlow police station gave us a taped interview and then issued us both a caution for the possesion of a controled class A drug....lol so its now illegal in the nanny state of great briton to pick a fucking mushroom that our ancestors have picked and used for thousands of years...
so stay away from clee hill...find a nice field and tell no one..
after our arrest we went to a quieter spot thanked the god of the land and grazed the shroom..form ground straight to mouth...
lol im a mushroom crim...
WE KNEW THE LAW HAD CHANGED BUT ACTED DUMB!!!
When asked by the officer in the interview what my intentions were in picking the libertys...his face dropped as i replyed "truth...munch them tonight and get o0ff my tits..
so be warned clee hill is coverd by como dressed plod in bushes...stay away ....