My mate is nearly 70 years old and has been profoundly deaf since the age of six. His mobile phone has opened a new world to him as anyone can now text him. I think that mobile phones are superb, and the masts, just like telephone poles, electricity pylons and factory chimneys, will eventually become an accepted part of the British landscape
You don't have to bang them on the table, most are fitted with an 'off' button.
I like your firedog.