Lateral thinking, I like it Mr Tree :)
Though the word 'flensing' makes me smile when I think of some of the eedjits I've encountered at WK.
I was thinking maybe a online infra-red Barrow-cam, so that anyone doing damage can be not only recorded, but would also be broadcast on the net, so Pete can quickly nip round with the flensing implements. But a security camera would be awful, so no, that's a shite idea really. I prefer a separate modern shriney thing.