>I was thinking maybe a online infra-red Barrow-cam, so that anyone doing damage can be not only recorded, but would also >be broadcast on the net, so Pete can quickly nip round with the flensing implements. But a security camera would be awful, >so no, that's a shite idea really. I prefer a separate modern shriney thing.

I think I prefer cracked stones!
I'll get me coat. . .