It'd be bloody difficult without a hosepipe and I doubt there's a tap on the top of the hill. Bastards. Shall we just go with a bucket and sponge? I can't bear that rubbish being up there pronouncing to the world that it was an acceptable thing to do.

I vote we go to C4 and paint a huge giant with his knob out - turn the tables on the morons, see how they like that.

By the way, anyone know the rationale behind putting it next to the Uffington horse? Couldn't it have been painted anywhere?

I'm off to email the NT now.