You might be able to use the strapline 'white monks on dope' - somewhere. There was a sting outside the Italian parliament recently and MP's had their foreheads wiped before going before a TV camera - later the swabs were analysed and 30% showed positive for dope or coke. Living very near to St James Park has a similar downside - without the camper vans - and I would wish they were out of their heads on something other than booze and testosterone.