Still, look on the bright side, its only £5 a day for twelve year olds, and they can get that back easily from the dealers tent. It's everyone's history so where's the harm in helping yourself to it?
‘Istry’s a mystery
But hartifacts ain’t
They lay in yer ‘and
All ancient and quaint
I dig ‘em for fun
I dig ‘em all day
I dig ‘em to save ‘em
Or share on Ebay.
Now wots wrong with yow
With yer archie complaint?
They’m a common resource
So they’m there to be got
By them as is common
Not them as is not.
