Mullaghhawny

"I pissed against a tree just like that and I was baptised a protestant" [against my will as a baby, mind - I'm a pagan in my heart]- it's still not funny even if i say it back to you, no there's no humour in it at all.

Maybe i would laugh but i don't get it, bloody hell with that sense of humour i bet you see some confused looks in that taxi.

What getting into your taxi?, as many English over there now as paddys isn't there?

60 million live in England, 9 million scotland, 4 million wales and 4 million in Ireland, something need's to be done because Englands nearly full and we're starting to buy all the land from under the welsh, scots and irish feet, it's been happening for years and years now [as you'll well know] and you all need to get together to stop it because the numbers speak for themselves, the english will own all the private property in the British isles and Ireland if you don't stop them buying all the land from under your feet, as there's to many of us here [in England] already.