David Schneider
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14h14 hours ago

Summary of talks with DUP so far:

“We’ll give you £1bn”
“No”
“£1.5bn?”
“Nope”
“£2bn”
“Yawn”
“We can’t go higher. Grayling spent it all on imaginary ferries etc”
“We’ll be off then”
“OK. £2.5bn and we’ll ban gay marriage”
“£3bn and you say the Big Bang is all lies”