Just when you think the depths of the dystopian hell that is Britain 2018 have been sufficiently plumbed, the Bank of England announces that the Evil Queen is a potential candidate to appear on a 50 quid note.

The only relief is that at least they haven't yet reanimated her corpse to take over as eternal dictator, but given the current dearth of political talent on both sides of the House, maybe that day is getting closer.