Makes me think of the Derek & Clive scetch, Dead Pope lying in state giving Peter Cook the horn and Thatchers tits giving him the horn and just about everything else really.
Couldn't she be donated to the German embarmer?
Surely they'll need to cut her head off and put a stake through where her heart should be?
I refer you all to Mr Costello: "And when they finally put you in the ground/I'll stand there laughing and tramp the dirt down"