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Well, blimey! I'd much rather be British than say, for example, German or American.

There are many very great things about being British:
1. Our sense of fair play and justice (even though it does go horribly wrong sometimes)
2. Our ability to laugh at ourselves
3. Our ability to grasp the concept of irony
4. The elevation of eccentricity as a great virtue
5. Marvellous unsung regional cheeses (far better than the French)
6. Our rich, deep and incredibly versatile language, which constantly borrows from other languages, welcoming new words and concepts, enriching itself over the centuries into the most expressive language in the world.
7. Our sentimentality towards small furry creatures
8. BBC2 and Channel 4
9. Earl Grey tea, warm hoppy beer and fine baked and steamed puddings
10. Encouragement and support for the underdog
11. Island nationhood (harder to invade)
12. Not having a written constitution. I like concept of the law of precedent. Much more flexible -like our language! Look at America - the right to bear arms was pretty important in the 18th century on that continent. It no longer is, but because its in the constitution its as though its written in stone. Its bollocks.
13. Private Eye - and the right of publishers to print it
14. Pork sausages
15. Rabies-free

There are a bunch of shite reasons, too, about being British which may include:
1. Not being part of the European Monetary system
2. Margaret Thatcher (that was SOOOO embarrassing and an affront to my gender)
3. Being a tad too hung up about sex, esp. when all one wants to do is get one's tits out and get down to it
4. Being a bit too friendly with America, probably just because we (on the face of it) speak the 'same' language (ha! proper English is surely spoken with an ironic accent)
5. Eight months of winter

I could go on, but I'll spare you. Any other ideas, anyone?

Welcome to friday afternoon!
Jxx

1. Our sense of fair play and justice (even though it does go horribly wrong sometimes)

** As long as it's in our favour or we are neutral

2. Our ability to laugh at ourselves

** If we didn't everybody else would (and does)

3. Our ability to grasp the concept of irony

** Again, that's ironic, because we really need to

4. The elevation of eccentricity as a great virtue

** Can't argue with that one

5. Marvellous unsung regional cheeses (far better than the French)

** maybe. All subjective that one.

6. Our rich, deep and incredibly versatile language, which constantly borrows from other languages, welcoming new words and concepts, enriching itself over the centuries into the most expressive language in the world.

** Most of these have been brought home after we have attcked, massacred, conquered and f*cked up another country.

7. Our sentimentality towards small furry creatures

** In the open, but just ask the RSPCA if we're a nation of animal lovers

8. BBC2 and Channel 4

** yup

9. Earl Grey tea, warm hoppy beer and fine baked and steamed puddings

** Would these be the bland steamed puds that everyone ridicules us for?

10. Encouragement and support for the underdog

** As above, UNLESS the underdog is fighting us

11. Island nationhood (harder to invade)

** GB has been invaded and great chunks of it conquered 3 times in 2000. About the same as Spain.

12. Not having a written constitution. I like concept of the law of precedent. Much more flexible -like our language! Look at America - the right to bear arms was pretty important in the 18th century on that continent. It no longer is, but because its in the constitution its as though its written in stone. Its bollocks.

** Yes and No

13. Private Eye - and the right of publishers to print it

** And the right of people to sue for Slander and win because they know the Judge!

14. Pork sausages

** What!!!???

15. Rabies-free

** Are you sure? Lots of illegal stuff has come through that tunnel thing.

or

** You've never met my brother then?