Sorry CW, I'll phrase it in broad geordie, just it make it as clear as mud:

"Ah divvenkna'f y'get roond heah much like, burrif y'dee like, ah gorrasae like, canny guddun wi' that rock like... It kept its heid reet doon when ah worrup there like y'kna like."

;)

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