As a genuine and authorised Discordian Pope I would be happy to declare your hill to be sacred.
All I require is proof of three miracles performed upon the hill.
Miracles could include -
Healing
Incorruptibility
Liquefaction
Odor of sanctity
Levitation
Stigmata
Bilocation

However, if you are in a hurry, I could waive the miracle requirement by using the Blessed Erisian Congregation of Rites.
There will of course be a modest administration fee of 10 guineas per acre to cover administration costs.

hold the bun!
Pope fitz