I got my first disputed site

Devilsbit Mountain 1

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bawn79 Mar 23, 2006 12:15:34

I got my first disputed site although i have owned up to it being disputed. If I call it a sacred hill is it still disputed and im sure this is a can of worms im opening but how do u classify a sacred hill?

fitzcoraldo Mar 23, 2006 13:46:57

Replying to bawn79

As a genuine and authorised Discordian Pope I would be happy to declare your hill to be sacred.
All I require is proof of three miracles performed upon the hill.
Miracles could include -
Healing
Incorruptibility
Liquefaction
Odor of sanctity
Levitation
Stigmata
Bilocation

However, if you are in a hurry, I could waive the miracle requirement by using the Blessed Erisian Congregation of Rites.
There will of course be a modest administration fee of 10 guineas per acre to cover administration costs.

hold the bun!
Pope fitz