Fancy a troll roast? Meet you at the bridge later....
I was going to say to say 'That's the best Offa I've had all night' but felt it might encourage a cascade of awful neolithic puns ... like the depressed Shaman who was down in the dolemans or ..... hold on ... there's a knock at the door ...........
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