Them uthers wot’s ere, they dow no weer top church am but yow duz an I duz cos we’me the salt of the earth an there’s some as says weem one of the lost tribes uv Israel. It’s mebbe right cuz all I knuw is we dow intermarry further’n cowsley wun side an tiptun cut on th’uther. Yow cor beat local wenches, the more nearer the better.