Nice. I’m partial to a bit of bitter irony, me. I’d only make one tweak – it’s not someone else’s nine million tenners, it’s mine and yours and everyone’s and all future generations’.

Tenner was a well chosen term though, they’re each worth an average of a tenner, for sure, probably more. Ninety million quid’s worth of booty, legally looted. Makes Priddy’s look like peanuts M8. More comparable to Tottenham mebbe.

Sorry to have missed you too. We could have shouted together.