Quite right Pete!
How long before someone claims the whole landscape's a shrine to the rodent spirit Raty and that West Kennet is really a giant rat hole? Silbury perhaps reflecting the pagan mole god 'Monty' ..... ahhhhhhhhh!
In 1971 a rat was found in Venice measuring 1.5m from nose to tail! Rats in truth rarely wear pyjamas and fewer still speak English!
Folks ... take yer f****n rubbish home with you ... just leave yer luv and prayers!