"I love BB"

So did I.

"and ironically, despite this cunning stunt* by C4 at Uffington, I will be watching BB."

I might do again if they apologise fully.
A donation of £2000 to an unrelated cause in penance would help too.

"I guess I'm just an 'uneducated, unaware, zeitgeist braindeader who can't define the difference between culture and culcha', then"

Which proves you aren't. So will you be demanding an apology as well? It would come better from a confirmed fan who intends to boycott. Think of the lost advertising revenues....