Newsflash:
Last night a vandal dug up a buried megalith on the Beckhampton Avenue and set it upright. Police are following a clue - a marmalade jar left nearby.
A spokesman for English Heritage said: "This is terrible. Evidence of how it was buried may have been destroyed, and worse still, there's a 50% chance it's been erected upside down. It's vital we re-bury it as soon as possible.