Why bring my mother into this? Unforgivable! When I was in the womb it was the height of the London Blitz andshe was more frightened by German bombs, rockets and land mines than printed signs.
FFS, I already explained the thing behind that. It's a Black Country thing. Stupid, but it's one of those habits that sticks. Someone doesn't like something. The usual line is that their mother was scared by one. Blame Hancock!
You're obviously the sort of bloke who loved his mother dearly. Sorry!