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hell is taking children to ruinous ancient sites, especially in the rain

the best way to do it is to camp up there for the night, wait until it gets dark, then tell them scary stories

the downside of this is that chances are you scare yourself far more than you scare them. I still can't go near the Ridgeway without scanning any nearby plantations of cereal crops for signs of Corn Monsters ....

RG

yeh, it's certainly a magic moment when you arrive at some ruinous monument, after a trouser soaking miserably wet trench foot walk, then the monument requires 99% imagination to recreate it and it's just priceless when you look over at the faces of loved ones who wanted to stay in the car.

Corn Monster is hibernating until spring now.
He'll be back tho!
PeteG