Oh for the rights to bring out the Irish edition of Cluedo!
It was the priest in the vestry with a strap on dildo!
It was the christian brother, in the dormitory, with a belt.
"It was the priest in the vestry with a strap on dildo!"
Should have been "It was the priest in the vestry with the choirboy!"
'Twas Bertie Ahern in the teashop wid a murphy