Hmm.....

The Bridge of Size?

Goffik in a "No, honestly: it's the splash from the taps" moment.

Goffik does best to answer the Bridgekeeper:

BRIDGEKEEPER:Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
GOFFIK: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your name?
GOFFIK: My name is Sir Goffik of Southamptontonshire, just beyond the reach of civilization, and beyond the ken of mortal men.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your quest?
GOFFIK: To convince people that Holy Wells actually matter. Why are you laughing?
BRIDGEKEEPER (sniggering): What is a henge?
GOFFIK: It's a corral: no - it's a ritualised space; no, it's an auroch-park..WAAAAAGH! (Vanishes in a puff of smoke).

Pilgrim

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