caption competition

BigSweetie Jan 8, 2006 17:39:59

it's that time again where Goff has been strutting his stuff and posing for the cameras:

http://www.themodernantiquarian.com/user/2814/weblog/0/42985

http://www.themodernantiquarian.com/user/2814/weblog/0/42986

Cheers
Andy

FourWinds Jan 8, 2006 19:22:06

Replying to BigSweetie

There's definitely a "I'm a troll-oly-oll ... " moment in there somewhere

goffik Jan 8, 2006 20:22:22

Replying to BigSweetie

Superb weblogs, matey! I've only managed part one as yet, but it brought it all back... Can't wait till June now! :(

Cheers for that - I can now put some names to places on my multitude of pics! :o) Fantastic couple of days, weren't they? I've dreamed of a return to Schiehallion ever since - I actually bough a pair of walking poles yesterday! It's me age, you know... ;o)

One day I might not have to travel so far to be up there... >sigh<

G x

goffik Jan 8, 2006 20:30:24

Replying to BigSweetie

I got one!

"Who is that fat bastard?"
http://www.stravaiging.com/blog/images/2005-09-29-fallsofbruar3.jpg

;o)

G x

Pilgrim Jan 8, 2006 21:18:24

Replying to BigSweetie

Hmm.....

The Bridge of Size?

Goffik in a "No, honestly: it's the splash from the taps" moment.

Goffik does best to answer the Bridgekeeper:

BRIDGEKEEPER:Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
GOFFIK: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your name?
GOFFIK: My name is Sir Goffik of Southamptontonshire, just beyond the reach of civilization, and beyond the ken of mortal men.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your quest?
GOFFIK: To convince people that Holy Wells actually matter. Why are you laughing?
BRIDGEKEEPER (sniggering): What is a henge?
GOFFIK: It's a corral: no - it's a ritualised space; no, it's an auroch-park..WAAAAAGH! (Vanishes in a puff of smoke).

Pilgrim