>...also, what's the meaning of life and what are next week's lottery numbers?<
"As Layman Pan'g and Sung-shan were walking together one day they saw a group of monks picking greens. "The yellow leaves are discarded, the green leaves are kept," said Sung-shan.
"How about not falling into green and yellow?" asked the Layman."*
Hope that helps ;-)
*<b>The Recorded Sayings of Layman P'ang</b>. Weatherhill. ISBN 08348-0057-8