>but what about an Olde Worlde 'Spell' Checker >> groan<<

Got one ftc - it's attached to something called 'Olde Windows 98' which seems to be in some kind of a symbiotic relationship with two very old and dimming lenses (my eyes) both of which conspire to allow the 'light' to pass through only after years and years of philosophical filtration :-)

But the ERO is a nice place. Right on the river and within crawling distance of some great restaurants and pubs. If anyone is interested in the day let me know and I'll suggest places to stay and places to eat.