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Megalithic Poems

nigelswift Sep 23, 2006 18:47:32

Replying to Littlestone

Said the megarak, “I think I’ve worked out
What A’bry was really about;
All things porcine
Inspired the design
‘Twas built as a pigpen no doubt.”

;)

CianMcLiam Sep 23, 2006 21:50:17

Replying to nigelswift

Under the clouds, grey and sublime,
in a root and branch strangle-like vine,
two stones or three? It's not so easy to tell,
but oh, for neglecting them,
some are sure bound for hell?

Littlestone Sep 24, 2006 07:05:15

Replying to nigelswift

:-)

The pigpen at Avebury were a goodun
it came to an end of a sudden;
The chief priest he did say,
tis better this way,
it's kebabs from now made o' mutton.

I'm going to stop now - I can hear the groans from here :-)

gjrk Jul 11, 2008 00:05:13

Replying to nigelswift

There was an old farmer called ‘noch
who frowned at my interest in rock.
“Go on”, he replied
but fenced me inside
and followed me counting his flock.