Megalithic Poems

There was an Old Sarsen on Salisbury,
That got lost on the road out of Avebury;
Said the Devil to 'e,
It's a posset for me,
Or I'll bury thee deep beneath Silbury.

(The Devil should sound like John Laurie :-)

:)

Said the megarak, “I think I’ve worked out
What A’bry was really about;
All things porcine
Inspired the design
‘Twas built as a pigpen no doubt.”

;)