Geoffrey, I used to fight against the obvious temptation to use the "Troll" word re: you because it seemed you were trying at least to debate even if you seemed to find it hard to resist pressing buttons in a fairly arsey, wanky way. Like someone that wanted to be friends with folk but can't quite crack it so sits in the corner being a bit of a git to compensate.

However, seeing as your routine now seems to involve disappearing for months only to have a smug-induced rail against the odd person 0boredom maybe?) and really come across as someone that really, perversely, enjoys poking people in the ribs then goes "What? What did I do?!" when they take umbrage, I have to conclude that a Troll is EXACtly what you are, even if you have somehow managed to convince yourself that you are operating on a higher level.

I only hope you do this after a couple of ales cos otherwise it makes you even more unpalatable. A shame but you seem to get off on it, so there you go.