I wish all the men in Delcambre would decide to surrealise the whole thing and respond by wearing skirts, all day every day.

Spose that would be expecting too much from people who think shuffling along and limping is 'cool' ;-)

Next, the government camel toe inspectors will be along with their calipers and sweaty brows.

I say bring back the good old days:

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