So much for the stuff about voting Tory we've seen here. As well as the headline crap it will enable them to deliver lots of additional miscellaneous crap, all of it strong and stable.

The unelected Tory members of the Lords will be central to the re-introduction of recreational sadism, enabled by a huge democratic mandate elsewhere, from voters who are mostly anti-hunting - go figure. The late Lord Avebury didn't think much of them (mostly “piss and wind”) and said the only three subjects guaranteed to get a full chamber were: “Lords reform, fox hunting and buggery”.