You said you weren't an EU citizen, you are. You said you have no EU rights, you do.

I haven't been abroad for over 20 years, it doesn't make me value the relationship we had with Europe any less. Not sure what a passport has to do with anything really.

Are you not allowed to get a passport then?

I don't own a dog, doesn't mean I don't have the right to own a dog should I choose to.