http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/birthday-boy-blunkett-bested-by-bovine-bully-1700189.html

These things come in threes. Thatcher's broken arm, then Blunkett gets a broken rib from a cow.

What's next? Mandelson decapitated by his CD player ejecting Brothers In Arms too quickly?

We live in hope...