Mmm... well, like I said, mucking about with rumors of teen pregnancy is entirely beside the point (seeing as Bristol's a 17 year old mom-to-be now, I don't see the point in exploring the remote possibility she's had one in secret).
On that front, the evangelicals are all full of themselves because 'she's doing the right thing' by marrying her hockey-thug boyfriend and keepin' the baby.
I just see it as another denunciation of 'abstinence-based' sex education... a philosophy that has been proven to be less effective than the 'liberal' method of TELLING THE TRUTH and providing contraception.