Apparently, ITM power
have come up with a process for creating hydrogen at home using a new plastic as a catalyst. The impression given by the BBC report was that the plastic itself did the splitting of H2O into H and O.
Unfortunately, this wasn't the case. The process still requires electricity (which the company touts as being obtainable from renewable sources) Utter bollocks of course. My 2Kw Fan heater also uses electricity, which can be sourced from renewables, but nobody is saying its greener than putting a jumper on.
So we need not a hydrogen economy, but a methane one.
The average human being farts around a litre of methane daily. This is a greenhouse gas, and a far more potent greenhouse gas than Carbon Dioxide, yet we release it straight into the atmosphere. Wasteful and destructive.
The answer is both obvious and straightforward.
Everyone will be issued with a rubber tube and a big bottle.
Since food production is largely based upon fossil fuels, we need to find a way of compensating for their decline, so that people don't starve.
Since, as Merrick will tell you, a field of vegetables will feed far more people than a field of cows, people must be encouraged to switch to a vegetarian diet, high in pulses and fibre.
You can see where I'm going with this, can't you?
And yup. I know I'm full of shit.