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ratcni01 May 13, 2008 13:24:36
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One idea I just had, would someone do a piss take flyer? I mean produce some words and/or ideas for graphics etc. if it was good I'd do the print runs (access to printers & copiers at work)

Am sure between me a few friends we could find a way of distributing them around the time of the BNP festival. Would be great to get them on site.

Seriously grufty, merrick you're good with words and politics I reckon it's be a brilliant thing to do!

Last years BNP festival was a kids weekend for me and I just wasn't comfortable taking them with on a spying mission - even if I'd have had the nerve to do that! Imagine thinking whilst wandering through crowds "omg i'm part jewish, i have black kids and i'm here spying", even thinkging about doing now is scary :-| lol!

G grufty jim
grufty jim May 13, 2008 17:02:56
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ratcni01 wrote:
Seriously grufty, merrick you're good with words and politics I reckon it's be a brilliant thing to do!
Not making any promises, but I'll see what I can knock up tonight.

G grufty jim
grufty jim May 13, 2008 18:36:23
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I have a leaflet sorted. Basically I took an actual leaflet from the BNP website and simply altered the text, so it looks like the original until you read it.

It's about 3MB in size (JPG) which will look OK when printed from a home PC but I also have a 78MB TIFF version if you were thinking of getting it professionally printed (note: probably not a good idea as the language on it is predictably inflammatory and extremely racist).

It's in colour (the classic BNP red, white & blue) but probably won't look too bad in B&W.

Also, let me apologise unreservedly if anyone is offended by the language used on the leaflet. I hope it goes without saying that I don't use words like "Nigger", "Paki" or "Chink" except when I'm designing a mock leaflet for a racist organisation. I was in two minds about whether or not to use such language, but it strikes me that it's better to be up-front about what the BNP are really saying, rather than attempting some kind of subtle parody which may be lost on some people.

If you want something more subtle, then let me know.

I'm actually quite proud of my BNP slogan...

"The British National Party: secretly wishing Hitler had won!"

I've just emailed it to you, Nick. But if anyone else wants a copy then just let me know.

(Note: it may need to be scaled down for printing. I suggest landscaped A5 would be the best size for it, but obviously feel free to experiment. Also, I can email the original Photoshop file -- 10MB -- to anyone who wants to customise the text)