Do U-Know

handofdave Jan 22, 2007 06:22:37

what I've got in my pocketses at 1:07 AM in Western Massachusetts?
two items, one in the left, one in the right front pockets of my jeans.

Guess-& Be very specific, no general descriptions-be exact

Right answer gets to bask in the glory of being winner. Mebbe I'll even send 'em a CD of my shaggy banjo inventions.

I'll give out the answer around noon tomorrow my time, about 6pm UK time (?)

Come on, you hobbitses, I know yer out there. Or maybe even a clairvoyant or two.

Lupus Jan 22, 2007 07:55:03

Replying to handofdave

If it's not your peciousss, it could be your mouth-harp. That's my bet, anyway.

supercat Jan 22, 2007 12:16:44

Replying to handofdave

House keys and banjo pick (was going to say harmonica but Loops beat me to it)

Vybik Jon Jan 22, 2007 13:16:11

Replying to handofdave

Your hands?

Rolling Ronnie Jan 22, 2007 16:58:30

Replying to handofdave

Coins?

If so, can I have 'em?

PMM Jan 22, 2007 20:03:14

Replying to handofdave

Another, slightly smaller pocket
a tampon
a toothbrush
one of the foam ear-things from a pair of cheap heaphones
A small number two phillips screwdriver
a purse made from an alligators testicles
a kirby grip
fluff
a broken swiff army knife
a shrunken head stolen from the department of anthropology at Princetown university
A wasp
Jam
String
A folded napkin signed by Humphrey Bogart
False teeth
A tube of smarties
packet of rizla
the secret of life
apple pips
5 gold rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
and a partridge in a pear tree
a smell of fried onions
sheep poo
a telegraph pole
a molecule
tin foil
steam
a small plastic spinner from a christmas cracker that nearly always lands on "4"
jelly
a safety pin
a small piece of carboard with "Kerri - 0155 303 4944" written in blue ink
a torch
a piece of sellotape that has been carefully stuck into the shape of a moebius strip
an unlit candle
a hole
a peanut
thousands of tiny pieces of glass from when you thought it would be funny to drop a window from an aeroplane
hard vacuum
a 100 watt amplifier with surround sound speakers
a diablo
an mp3 player containing the complete discography of Showaddywaddy

Am I close?

Rolling Ronnie Jan 23, 2007 09:44:08

Replying to handofdave

OK, let's go with a Rotring pen and a Silver Dollar !!

handofdave Jan 24, 2007 17:29:31

Replying to handofdave

OK, this is it folks,

We have a plastic pen with no moving parts, and a Quarter.

WHO SHALL WIN?

Last chance!