You’re bang on about Beefheart’s first two Virgin albums. Relatively conventional they may be, but what’s wrong with that? They reveal an emotive quality to Don’s voice that is rarely heard on his weirder, critically lauded work. Whisper it quietly, but I play ‘Unconditionally Guaranteed’ and ‘Bluejeans & Moonbeams’ much more often than ‘Trout Mask Replica’. I’ll get me coat…