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Please DO tell the man my thoughts! Tho, don't tell me he thinks that the first 4 Van Halen albums are classics? This is guitar wank at its worst. Well, i'm sure Jules will love it in hell, seeing as Van Halen, Judas Priest and all the other shite he's been championing recently, were all obsessed with the place - didn't the devil have all the best tunes??????? What's he gonna 'big up' next, Poison?? Warrant? Or how about The Quireboys????

nah maan.. It has to be 'Saxon' who can doubt the genius of their '747' track. Or Boston, woohoo, you have to respect a band that took nigh on two decades to record their third album.
Note to all rock bands : If your masters get destroyed during the recording process it's Gods way of saying PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Actually I reckon he's going to champion Kiss next. Kiss btw now do corporate gigs for management consultancies. 'WOO THERE SUITS!! TOTAL QUALITY MANAGEMENT ROCKS!. OUR MISSION STATEMENT IS TO ROCK!'

Seriously though I'm with you Murray, this stuff is shite, and doesn't age well. There is nothing interesting in 'cock rock' which is all this shite is. (As Jello sez 'its like a bad laxative, it just don't move me u know'). And it is a tad misogynistic, hows the geezer managing to square that one away.

Reckon these recent 'albums of the month' all points towards a hideous midl life crisis meself.

Murray is quite out of touch for this site. I was attracted to it by rock not fashion statements like Incredible String Manand Dexy revival, but I agree Julian's review didn't understand any of my Van Halen fans, if that 's who he aimed for.