Maybe.....but you are certainly in good company.
It's very easy to be a 'little' shit-slinging incognito entity.
There's nothing there to hold the interest.
I can play you like a violin.
I'm intrigued by the turn of phrase.
I thought each of those words denoted a different side of the Atlantic. Or is the FAIL thing now just generic interweb?
Mainly seen it on US websites myself.