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Who gives a damn about bands reforming when there's such fresh new talent out there?

From nme.com.....

The sister double act of Sam and Amanda Marchant have apparently signed a record deal for a cool £1 million as soon as they walked out of the 'Big Brother' house.

A music 'insider' said: "Put your money on the twins. They were top of the pops in the BB house with their singing and dancing and they have the support to storm the charts and bag the cash."

And the song they're choosing to pierce the beating beat of the Top 40? Why, it's a cover of Aqua's 'Barbie Girl' of course.

If the family and friends of the deceased members of Alice's band decline the loan of the corpses, then perhaps a bit of eager new talent such as these two could be volunteered for the guillotine.