They ruined a lovely stretch of Northumberland by building a bloody great horrible wall. Wrecking gawds know what prehistoric stuff in the process. Hmpf!

They also put one of those TUMULI a few streets away from my house, twas known locally as the burial mound of General Tumulus, that well known Roman tactician. 'Tis now a low grassy mound in between the houses of Tumulus Avenue.