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Relax, they're getting consultants over from the Irish government who have vast experience dealing with such sensitive issues. As an emergency stop gap the Irish Department for Transport are sending their surplus stock of 'It's hardly the fucking Pyramids now is it?' T-Shirts which they have not had to resort to using themselves yet.

I believe the Irish strategy is already being formulated where the replacement 6 lane motorway will skirt the rear of the existing carpark ( necessarily swerving to demolish the mesolithic post holes) but obviously 'futher away than the existing road, so stop fucking whingeing'. Sympathetic voters along the route are as we speak receiving planning permissions to quadruple their land value before selling on to accomodate a new Ikea and Argos Extra, oh and 23,000 new housing units.