Will Moth be hidden in the flowery backpack?

No, it's obvious that the backpack, that she keeps mentioning, is for stuffing with priceless manuscripts.

No, very suspiciously, Jane's chosen the day one when I'm in the office in London for this little jaunt.....

What would an Eastenders character do if he discovered his woman had got him outta the way for an illicit* meeting with a librarian & some antiquarian books, I wonder....

*My definition of illicit for these purposes is 'only known to the whole** of the world wide web', obviously. **Well, everyone who reads this board.

What shall we call our new gritty Oxford soap?

Any suggestions? Goffik'll offer a prize for the best one!

love

Moth