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"They're like London buses. You don't get one for 5,000 years and then all of a sudden two come at once."

Heh.

"several people have already expressed an interest in paying for a "family niche", at the cost of £1,000 each"
X 300 niches...

Plus, are the niches that the sun actually shines on more expensive? I'd defo want one of those.

And how long can one occupy for. If it's in perpetuity it's a damn good deal.