nigelswift wrote:
...so all the little dears have to say is that they were looking for a lost wedding ring on the surface and no-one will think its worth trying to prosecute them....
"So you claim you were looking for your wife's wedding ring, Sir? The same one she was wearing when you were arrested in the JCB, Sir? And when did you say she lost it, Sir, was it AD994 or 995? And you were driving the JCB because your Volvo is in the workshop...Ooookay..." 