Was I abrasive? So sorry! Honest.
At least i didn't mention the fact that Blaidd used the phrase 'after me own rods'. Sounds a bit dowser-ish to me ....
How many bags of crap you collected this month Pete? Or have you given up?
Biodegradable offerings ... hhhmmm ... nice. Just what I wish to encounter at a site a pile of rotting roses and wild flowers picked from one of the nearby disappearing hedgerows. :-)